1000 Ways to Die

1000 Ways to Die is an American documentary television series that premiered on May 14, 2008 on Spike. The program recreates unusual deaths and includes interviews with experts who describe the science behind each death. Up until season 3, the final story of each episode showed actual footage of dangerous situations that almost ended in death, along with interviews with people involved in the situations.

Stylization
1000 Ways to Die takes a tongue-in-cheek approach to death through its presentation of stories derived from myths, science and real-life incidents. It portrays the deaths utilizing live-action recreations of the events along with expert and sometimes witness testimony, also using CGI animations, similar to those used in the popular television show CSI, to illustrate the ways people have died. A narration provides background information within each death-story, which all end with titles that are puns on popular figures of speech.

August 12, 2012
'Way To Die #45: Fry, Ted! Fry! (AKA: Bundy BBQ)' On January 24, 1989. In Starke, Florida, United States. Ted Bundy, who did terrible things to some Beautiful Ladies, was Sentenced to Death in the Electric Chair at Raiford Prison.

Way To Die #666: Passion Of The Christ (AKA: Savior Of Sacrifice) On 1st Century AD. Jesus, who Christmas believe is the Son of God as well as the Messiah, was Arrested, tried, and Sentenced by Pontius Pilate to be Scourged, and finally Executed on a cross and was Suffering and Death by Crucifixion Represent the Central Aspects of Christian Theology, including the Doctrines of Salvation and Atonement.

Way To Die #583: Twister 'N' Shout On June 1969. In Wakita, Oklahoma, United States. A Family that included a Five-year-old girl named Jo Souught Shelter in a Storm Cellar as a Powerful F5 Tornado Struck. the Storm was so Strong that the Locks on the Storm Cellar Door Failed and Jo's Father was caught up in the Storm and Killed. Jo, her Mother, and her Dog Toby Survived. Based on the Movie "Twister" (1996).

'Way To Die #339: For The Love Of Molten Lava! (AKA: Volcanic Eruption)' In that Movie "Volcano" (1997) Obler leads a Team Through an Underground Tunnel to the Derailed Train to look for Survivors. they save Everyone, but Obler Notices the Conductor is still missing and goes back to find him. he finds the Conductor alive but unconscious just as the Lava Reaches the Train and begins Flowing underneath it. Olber is Killed due to the Lava Flow after saving the Conductor.

Way to Die #850: Adultery Of Pain (AKA Love Kills) as things Heat up, Peter get Suspicious and goes on a Rampage to Discover the Identity of his Wife's Lover. Peter enlists the help of an Investigator and the Affair is exposed. when Rozanne is Brutally Murdered, Accusations Fly and no One is Beyond Suspicion. Based On "Investigation Discovery's Scorned: Love Kills" Episode: "House is Deception".

Way To Die #491: Air Of Asphyxiation (AKA: Mars Of Massacre) as One of the Angry Male Astronauts Enters Planet Mars, he tries to Run, but he fell down the Cliff of Mars and Crashed his Helmet on a Rock and Dies from Asphyxiation and Decompression. Based on "Total Recall" (1990).

Way To Die #977: Hitler The Hitman On April 30, 1945. In Germany. Adolf Hitler, who was a Dangerous Man, Shot himself with his 7.65 mm Walther PPK Pistol.

August 19, 2012
Way To Die #800: Collision Cornfield (AKA: Field Of Screams) as the Two Burglars try to Steal the Corn from the Cornfield, the Angry Farmer use the Pitchfork-in a Gun to Kill the Two Burglars in the Nebraska Cornfield.

Way To Die #750: All C.H.U.D. Up (AKA: Monsters In The Sewer) that Night, Woman Walking her Dog down a Empty, Darkened City Street. as she Passes by a Manhole, she is Attacked by some Creatures that Live in the Sewer, and the Dog is Pulled in after her. it was Based on the Opening Movie "C.H.U.D." (1984).

Way To Die #584: Occupied Occult In 1438, according to Testimony at his Trial from the Priest Eustache Blanchet and the Cleric François Prelati, Gilles de Rais sent out Blanchet to Seek Individuals who knew Alchemy and Demon Summoning. Blanchet Contacted Prelati in Florence and Convinced him to take Service with his Master. but on Wednesday, October 26, 1440. Gilles was Sentenced to Death by hanging.

Way to Die #409: Bush Whacked 4: Waxwork House (AKA: House Of Wax) In that Movie "House of Wax" (1953), the Museum's Popular "Clamber of Horrors" Showcases Both notable Crimes and more Recent One, including the Murbush Whacked 4: Waxwork House (aka: House of Wax) Der of Jarrod's Former Business Partner by a Cloaked Disfigured Killer. Burke's Fiancée, Cathy Gray is also Killed.

Way To Die #5: Terror Tsunami On December 26, 2004, a Strongest Earthquake of Magnitude 9.3 Strikes in the Indian Ocean off the Western Coast of Sumatra. while Initial Reports State that the Resulting Tsunamis Killed Approximately 100 People, by the end of the Day 250,000 People in Coastal Areas of Thailand, Sri Lanka, the Maldives, India, Bangladesh, Burma, Indonesia and Malaysia had been Reported Dead or Missing. Tremors are also Felt as far as Singapore, Eastern Countries of Africa, and North-Western Australia. a State of Emergency is Declared in Sri Lanka, where over 31,000 People are Foared Dead.

Way To Die #53: Tut's Tomb Of Terror In 1323 BC, Tutankhamun, who was an Egyptian Pharaoh (aka: King Tut), was Assassinated, because the Consensus is that his Death was Accidental. Act Scan taken in 2005 Shows that he had badly Broken his Leg Shortly before his Death, and that the Leg had become Infected. DNA Analysis Conducted in 2010 Showed the Presence of Malaria in his System. it is believed that these Two Conditions (Malaria and Leiomyoma) Combined, Led to his Death.

Way To Die #735: Cabin Fever Five College Students, Paul, Karen, Marcy, Jeff and Burt, take a Vacation to a Remote Cabin in the Woods to Celebrate the Start of Spring Break, when suddenly, a person, who's Gruesomely Infected, Kills all of the Five College Students. Based on the Movie "Cabin Fever" (2002).

August 26, 2012
Way To Die #808: Be-Head-Dead (AKA: Headless Horseman) the Legend of the Headless Horseman begins in Sleepy Hollow, New York. the Horseman was a Hessian of Unknown Rank, One of many Hired to Suppress the American Revolution. During the War, the Horseman was One of 51 Hessians Killed in a Battle for Chatterton Hill, where in his Head was Severed by an American Cannonball. he was Buried in a Graveyard Outside a Church. thereafter he appears as a Ghost, who Presents to Nightly Travelers an Actual Danger (rather than the Largely Harmless Fright Produced by the Majorly of Ghosts), Presumably of Decapitation. Based on One of Tim Burton's Movie, "Sleepy Holllow" (1999).

Way To Die #999: Just Dying To Wait (AKA: Wait Until Dead) On Grandpa Marvin Marsh's 102nd Birthday, he is tried of Living and tries Unsuccessfully to Commit Suicide. he tries to Convince Stan to Kill him, but Stan Refuses because he Fears he might get in Trouble. now, Grandpa use the Gun to Shoots Stan unless he and the Boys finally agree to Kill Grandpa Marsh, and try to do so by Rigging a Cow on a Pulley and Dropping it on him. and they did, now, after Grandpa Marsh Died, their Parents got very Upset so they Spank their Boys so hard as a Punishment. it's Rip-off of a "South Park" Episode.

Way To Die #565: Right Bee-hind Your Ass (AKA: Killer Bee) In that Movie "Killer Bee!" (2002) a Town is Attacked by Deadly Killer Bees after a Truck Accident causes their Release. now most of the Town People got Stung by Bees, all over the Body Parts, including the Face, because the People got Allergic to Bees, that caused them to Die.

Way To Die #939: Crack-A-Toa (AKA: Krakatoa Need Some Lava) On August 27, 1883, In Krakatoa, Indonesia. Krakatoa was a Volcanic Island made of Lava in the Sunda Strait between the Islands of Java and Sumatra in Indonesia. the Name is used for Island Group, The Main Island (also called Rakata), and the Volcano as a whole. the Volcano Exploded in 1883, along with the Intense Tsunami, Killing 36,417 People. the Explosion is Considered to be the Loudest Sound ever Heard in Modern History, with Reports of it being Heard Nearly 3,000 Miles (4,800 km) from its of Origin. The Shock Wave from the Explosion was Recorded on Barographs around the Globe.

Way To Die #901: Clash Of Titanic In that Movie "Titanic" (1997), the Ship's Collision with an Iceberg and overhear the Ship's Officers and Designer Outline its Seriousness. Jack and Rose ran to the Top Deck. all Lifeboats have Departed and Passengers are Falling to their Deaths as the Stern Rises out of the Water. the Ship Breaks in half, and the Stern Side Rises 90-Degree into the Air. as it Sinks, Jack and Rose Ride the Stern into the Ocean.

Way To Die #949: Princess Of Darkness (AKA: Little Miss Scary) On December 20, 2006, Allegations of a Pageant Lady (who look like Katie Rees) Exhibiting Raunchy behaviour in a Florida Nightclub were made, and Several Photographs of a Lady making Dangerous things, and Simulating Horror Acts were Released to the Media until the Killers use the Guns to Assassinate a Lady, who got Shot to Death.

September 2, 2012
Way To Die #900: Lightning On A Picnic Four Picnic Friends have gathered for a Picnic Supper, when all of a sudden, a Terrible Thunderstorm has appeared so they need to find this Cabin Place Inside in a hurry and Locks the Door. meanwhile, an Angry Landlord with Metal Plate on his Head tried to knock on the Front Door, but the Lightning Strikes on him that caused to Die.

Way To Die #489: Dangerous Timberwolves On April 18, 1996, In Haliburton, Ontario. Patricia Wyman had been Hired as a new Caretaker of the Wolves at the Haliburton Forest and Wildlife Preserve. the 5 Wolves involved in the Attack had been Raised in Captivity all their Lives, but had never been Socialized with Humans. Instead, the Wolves Attacked Ms. Wyman.

Way To Die #31: Hell 'o' ween (AKA: Halloween) a Yuba City Resident, 35-year-old William Dennis Collinsworth, was Killed on Halloween Night in Chico. a Suspect was Arrested in Chico on Saturday.

Way To Die #691: Dominican Deliquence On Tuesday, May 30, 1961, Dominican Republic. Rafael Trujillo was Shot and Killed when his Car was Ambushed on a Road Outside the Dominican Capital.

'Way To Die #663: OMG! You Killed Kennedy (AKA: J.F.K.O.)' On November 22, 1963, In Dallas, Texas. The 35th President of the United States, John F. Kennedy was Assassinated while on a Political Trip to Texas. he was here by Rush to Hospital, where he Pronounced Dead.

Way To Die #609: Jaw Of The Dead (AKA: Shark Attack) On April 25, 2008, In Solana Beach, California. David Roger Martin was Killed at Approximately 7:20 A.M. while Swimming with a Group of Eight other Triathletes off a Beach. he was Bitten across Both Thighs.

Way To Die #192: Boondock Bitches (AKA: The Boondock Saints) a 25-year-old Woman named Sarah Brady is Nine Months Pregnant and expecting to give Birth any Day. Fate intrudes when she's Lured to the Home of a Deeply Troubled Young Woman with a Secret plan to steal Sarah's Fetus. in less than 24 hours. Sarah Brady will be Forced to Fight for her Life and the Life of the Unborn Child. Sarah Brady Killed her Rivalry Woman with a Knife and her Rivalry Woman Died. Based on One of Investigation Discovery's "Fatal Encounters" Episode called "A Mother's Nightmare".

September 9, 2012
Way To Die #639: Lightning On Phone During a Severe Thunderstorm, an Angry, Endless Caller Refuses to believe about a Weatherman Warns Everyone about Dangerous Lightning on Indoor Telephones and Plumbings. while an Angry, Endless Caller uses the Telephone and does the Indoor Plumbing, a Lightning Strikes on a Wire that Connects to a Telephone and Attracts a Metal Plumbing and Kills an Angry, Endless Caller, which means he's got Electrocuted.

Way To Die #988: Incu-bation (AKA: Incubus) In that Movie "Incubus" (2006), Jay, her Brother and Friends Search for a way out of the Factory. a Psychopathic Man Roaming the Building Attacks and Kills her Brother. what's more is that Falling Asleep becomes the most Dangerous thing of all.

Way To Die #970: Buck Bashed (AKA: Thurman Whacked) a Horrified Husband named Charles "Buck" Thurman attempts to Kill his Housewife, named Tracey Thurman, who Cries for help to the Cops, but they don't listen to her, so now Tracey has Revenge by Killing Buck Thurman. Tracey uses a Big Cooking Pan to hit's Buck's Head so hard and Tracey uses a Big, Sharp, Kitchen Knife to Splits Buck's Neck. Buck Thurman Dies. but, Unfortunately Tracey Thurman Ends up getting Arresting by the Cops for the Murder of Buck Thurman, Resisting Arrest and Disobeyed Orders. she was Sentenced to Life without Parole and never see her Son, C. J., ever again.

Way To Die #918: Playing With Mice And Roaches (AKA: Ex-Terminated) In this Terrible Place, a Scam Artist pretends to be Exterminator, but Unfortunately, the Pests, such as Cockroaches and Mice Kill the Scammed Exterminator, it's Rip-off of a "Creepshow" (1982).

Way To Die #544: De-Railed (AKA: Train Wrecks) On March 4, 1952, In Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. at 8:40 AM, a Crowded Steampowered Passenger Train was Slowly Crossing a Bridge over the Pavuna River Near Anchieta Station when it Derailed, Sending Two Old Wooden Carriages Broadside onto the Adjacent Line. the Severity of the Accident was Compounded by the Fact that as was Common Practice the Suburban Train was Overloaded, with Passengers Clinging to the Sides, underneath and between the Carriages. in all 119 People were Killed and as many as 250 were Injured.

Way To Die #490: Sharon Stoned (AKA: Basic Extinct) when a Rock Star is Viciously Stabbed to Death with an Ice Pick During Romance by a Mysterious Blonde Woman, who looks like Sharon Stone. now, she finally got Stabbed by a Homicide Detective, who looks like Michael Douglas with an Ice Pick.

Way To Die #981: Dentist Of The Damned (AKA: The Dentist) an Impersonated Doctor, who looks like Corbin Bernsen, got Killed by his Patients (who went to the Dentist) with a Dentist Drill.

September 16, 2012
Way To Die #442: Nuclear Warheads (AKA: The Mushroom Cloudburst) On August 6 - 9, 1945, In Japan. During the Atomic Bombs, within the First Two to Four Months of the Bombings, the Acute Effects Killed 90,000-166,000 People in Hiroshima and 60,000-80,000 in Nagasaki, with roughly half of the Deaths in each City Occurring on the First Day. the Hiroshima Prefecture Health Department Estimated that, of the People who Died on the Day of the Explosion, 60% Died from Flash or Flame Burns, 30% from Falling Debris and 10% from other causes.

Way To Die #998: Frozen Cracked (AKA: Ice Age) Climbing Rangers Working with Guides from Alpine Ascents International conducted a Search and Recovery Effort Yesterday for Tucker Taffe, 33, an Experienced Skier, who Skied into a Crevasse on the Upper Nisqually Glacier. Taffe was with an Independent Climbing Party of Four when the Accident Occurred. the Guides were already on the Upper Mountain and Responded to the Incident; they Rappelled into the Crevasse and Reported that Taffe had not Survived.

Way To Die #600: Fatty Bastard (AKA: Fatso) the Biggest Loser tries to drop some of the Weight by Fasting and Dehydrating himself to the Point until he is Urinating Blood and the Dies.

Way To Die #951: Stupid Stung-Ray (AKA: The Stingray Of Doom) On September 4, 2006, In Australia. a Crocodile Hunter named Steve Irwin, who was Fatally Pierced in the Chest by a Stingray Spine while Snorkeling at the Great Barrier Reef, at Batt Reef, which is Located off the Coast of Port Douglas in North Queensland. Irwin was in the Area Filming his own Documentary, "Ocean's Deadliest", but Weather had Stalled Filming.

Way To Die #410: Motel Hell (AKA: Psycho) In that Movie "Psycho" (1960;1998), an Anonymous Killer Enters the Bathroom and Stabs a Lady to Death in the Shower.

Way To Die #582: Icy Plane Damn-Aged (AKA: Singers On A Plane) On February 3, 1959, In Clear Lake, Iowa. Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson were Killed in a Small-Plane Crash Shortly after takeoff in a Snowstorm.

Way To Die #464: Selena Shotgun (AKA: Mexican't Singer) On March 31, 1995. a Mexican-American Singer named Selena Quintanilla-Perez got Shot to Death by a Betrayed Fan Club President named Yolanda Saldívar, who was Guilty and Sentenced to Life in Prison.

September 23, 2012
Way To Die #291: Pig In A Pie (AKA: Porky Pies) In London, a British Pig Killer Kills some Pig and make some Pork Meat in a Pie Crust to make "Porky Pies" for dinner as he uses lies, but Unfortunately, the British Police Arrested a British Pig Killer for Slaughter Pigs, making lies and Resisting Arrest. a British Pig Killer was Sentenced to Death by Hanging.

Way To Die #200: Heat Killer (AKA: Ulitmate Heatwave) During this Scorched Summer, after a College Professor in California and a Horse Trainer in Florida each Unintentionally Killed One Victim in a Hot Car, the College Professor and the Horse Trainer were Sentenced to Life in Prison without Parole.

Way To Die #379: Bullshit Around The Streets (AKA: Stampede) During the Stampede Season, the Bulls are going after the Mobsters Accidentally Opened the Door. now, those Bulls ran over the Mobsters and then, the Mobsters got Killed.

Way To Die #896: Sun Of A Bitch (AKA: Rising Sun) In One of "South Park" Season 1 Episode called "Tom Rhinoplasty", the Iraqi Soldiers take Ms. Ellen, who's an Iraqi Fugitive, into Custody and Shoot her into the Center of the Sun Via a Rocket.

Way To Die #831: Bastard Out Of Blizzard (AKA: Endless Blizzard) In 1993, During Blizzard Thundersnow over the North Atlantic Ocean, a total of 310 People, including 10 from Cuba, Perished During this Snowstorm.

Way To Die #743: Playing On Stereotypes (AKA: Radio Of Revenge) the Two Black People of Stereotypes listen to Portable Radio, when suddenly, they Bumped into each other and Started Gun-Firing. they Dodged each other, however. on the other Hand, the Cops Killed Two Black People of Stereotypes by Gun-Firing.

Way To Die #759: Lion-ing On The Streets (AKA: The Lost Lion) In that Movie "The Ghost and The Darkness" (1996), the Warriors decide to Leave, but Charles Remington offers to stay to help Helena Patterson. Charles Builds a New Hospital for all the Lion Victims, and attempts to draw the Lions to the Old One by Covering it with Animal Parts. the Lions, however, Outsmart Charles and Attack the New Hospital, Killing many Patients and Dr. David Hawthorne.

September 30, 2012
Way To Die #598: Subway Smashed (AKA: Terror Train) On January 22, 2012, In Manhattan, New York. while we Mentioned Two Subway-Related Fatalities Yesterday, it turns out Two other Men also Died in the Subway System-One of them was Apparently Crushed to Death at the Sixth Avenue L Station. there are 4 Subway Station People Deaths, such as 3 Killed by Trains and 1 found Dead on Staircase.

Way To Die #549: Desert Of The Damned (AKA: Thirst) In that Movie "Thirst" (2010). Brian Separates from the Party to Search for a way out of the Desert, while Atheria begins to show Signs that she is Suffering from Both a Concussion and a Subdural Hematoma -- Both easily Spotted by Noelle, who is a Musical Student-as a Result of a Head Injury Sustained in the Crash. eventually, Noelle decides that she has to Perform an Emergency Procedure to relieve Atheria's Life-threatening Intracranial Pressure, but she is too Late, and Atheria Dies.

Way To Die #488: Fucked Up The Dense Fog (AKA: The Fog) On September 5, 1984, In Meghalaya, India. a Bus carrying 50 Passengers Plunged into a 3,300-Foot-Deep Gorge near Shillong, in an Incident caused by the Driver losing Control on an Acute Curve with Dense Fog. 29 People are Killed, and another 25 are Injured.

Way To Die #430: Eye Of The Tiger (AKA: The Tiger Of Terror) the Bengal Tigers of the Sundarbans, Bordering India and Bangladesh, used to Regularly Kill Fifty or Sixty People a Year. this was Strange given that the Tigers were usually in Prime Condition and had Adequate Prey Available.

Way To Die #162: Mt. St. Hell-Inns (AKA: Mt. St. Helens' Eruption) On May 18, 1980, In Skamania County, Washington. as Mount St. Helens Erupts, it Kills 57 People.

Way To Die #195: Little Barbershop Of Horrors a Scam Artist Pretends to be a Hair Cutter. all of a sudden, a Haircut Customer Notices a Haircut Scam Artist was a Killer, so a Haircut Customer use a Shave Blades Cuts a Haircut Scam Artist in a Neck and he Bleeds to Death.

Way To Die #777: Hi-Dive Waterfall In Tirathgarh Waterfalls, a Killer tries to Dive into a Waterfall, but he got Crashed and Splashed. a Killer got Drowned to Death. he thinks Diving was Fun, but it's too Dangerous.

October 7, 2012
Way To Die #791: Unlucky Charmed the Inspector, who looks like Clint Eastwood, stands over a Killer who looks like Andrew Robinson, who Lunges for his Gun, and an Inspector Shoots him in the Chest, Propelling a Killer into the Water as he Floats on the Water Surface. it's was Based on the "Dirty Harry" Movie Series.

Way To Die #709: Football In The Groin (AKA: Man Getting Hit By A Football) One of the Homemade Football Players Tosses his Football and Hits the Old Man in the Uprights and Fell down Dead. it's a Rip-off of a "The Simpson" Episode.

Way To Die #719: Suffering The Sulfuric Acid On September 6, 1944, William McSwan disappeared. John Geoge Haigh Later admitted Hitting him over the Head after Luring him into a Basement at 79 Gloucester Road, London SW7. he then put. McSwan's Body into a 40-Gallon Drum and Tipped Concentrated Sulphuric Acid on to it. Two Days Later he returned to find the Body had become Sludge, which he Poured down a Manhole. On August 10, 1949, Haigh was Sentenced to Death by Hanging.

Way To Die #997: Topless Titties Of Terror (AKA: Body Slasher) a Lady makes it Clear she wants more than just a Fling and calls a Man a Pig when he Refuses. he, who Infuriated, throws her out. just as she, who changes her Shirt, is about to call a Cab, a Killer, who looks like "Mother", Shatters the Phone Booth Door and Stab her to Death. Based on the Movie "Psycho III" (1986).

Way To Die #909: Storm-chased By A Tornado the Two Storm Chaser attempt to Deploy DOT-3, but due to a Lack of Judgment, their Truck is Caught by the Tornado and they are Killed. Based on the Movie "Twister" (1996).

Way To Die #801: Bin Laden Bastard (AKA: Forbidden Terrorist) On May 1 - 2, 2011, In Abbottabad, Pakistan. a Master of Terrorism, who looks like Osama Bin Laden, was Shot and Killed inside a Private Residential Compound by U.S. Navy SEALs and CIA Operatives in a Covert Operation Ordered by United States President.

Way To Die #875: Bangladesh Means Bullshit (AKA: Typhoon On Bangladesh) One the Night of April 29, 1991 a Powerful Tropical Cyclone Struck the Chittagong District of Southeastern Bangladesh with Winds of Around 250 km/h (155 mph). the Storm Forced a 6 Meter (20 ft) Storm Surge Inland over a Wide Area, Killing at Least 138,000 People and Leaving as many as 10 Million Homeless.

October 14, 2012
Way To Die #859: Batty Baseball On August 30, 1920, In New York City, New York. Ray Chapman, who was an American Baseball Player, got Hit in the Head by a Pitch Thrown by Yankees Pitcher Carl Mays, and Died 12 Hours Later. he Remains the only Major League Baseball Player to have Died from an Injury Sustained During a Game.

Way To Die #308: Earthquaking Empire On September 26, 1997, In Cici, Italy. an Earthquake Struck St. Francis Cathedral Church. as it Registers 5.5 and 6.1 Respectively on the Richter Scale, it killed 4 People.

Way To Die #391: Fucked-Up Flood (AKA: Flash Flood) On September 23, 1992, In France. 19 People Died as Torrential Rain, Flash Floods and 90mph Winds again Battered the Rhône Valley in South-Eastern France.

Way To Die #359: Firestorm Goes Wild (AKA: Wildfire) On California, In 1991. During the Oakland Hills Firestorm, California Killed 25 and Destroyed 3,469 Homes and Apartments within the Cities of Oakland and Berkeley.

Way To Die #104: Bowling Ball Bastards (AKA: Bowling Bomb) On February, 8 1968, In Orangeburg, South Carolina. in Orangeburg Massacre, 3 Men were Killed and 28 People were Injured; most Victims were Shot in the back. One of the Injured was a Pregnant Woman. she had a Miscarriage a Week Later Due to the Beating by the Police. it was the First such Unrest on a University Campus Resulting in Death of Protesters.

Way To Die #289: The Furious Fatest Racer (AKA: Death Race) In 1987, the Wheel came down and Struck a Race-car Driver of Rothschild, Wisconsin. in the Head, Sitting in the Top Row of the Grandstand. he Suffered Massive Head Injuries, and was Pronounced Dead at Methodist Hospital Shortly afterwards. the Wheel Bounced and came to Rest in the Tunnel underneath the North Short Chute. Based on Lyle Kurtenbach's Death.

Way To Die #579: The Plague Virus Although the Influenza Virus that caused the 1918-1919 Influenza Pandemic was not Discovered until the 1930s, the Descriptions of the Disease and Subsequent Research has Proved it was to Blame. the Pandemic Killed 40-50 Million People in less than a Year, but the Proof that it was caused by a Virus was not Obtained until 1933.

October 21, 2012
Way To Die #588: Annihilating Aaliyah (AKA: Aaliyah's Last Day) On August 25, 2001, In In Abaco Islands, The Bahamas. when the Aircraft attempted to Depart, it was over its Maximum takeoff Weight by 700 Pounds (320 kg) and was carrying One excess Passenger, According to its Certifications. the Plane Crashed Shortly after takeoff, about 200 Feet (60 m) from the Runway. Aaliyah and the Eight other People on Board, Pilot Luis Morales III, Hair Stylist Eric Forman, Anthony Dodd, Security Guard Scott Gallin, Video Producer Douglas Kratz, Stylist Christopher Maldonado, and Background Records Employees Keith Wallace and Gina Smith, were all Killed.

Way To Die #558: Volcanic Bungee a Criminal Thief, who ran away from the Police, tries go to Mt. Nyiragongo where a Volcano Erupts. however, the Cops Surround a Thief, who's got nowhere to Pass, Dives into the Center of the Volcano. but the Lava, or a Magma Killed the Thief, by Burning.

Way To Die #511: Tornado Over The Bridge During the Tornado Alley Season, a few of the People tried to Hide under the Turnpike, but it was too Dangerous. the F-5 Tornado caught them off the Turnpike and Killed them. It's a Ripoff of the Tornado Story on April 26, 1991 in Cassoday, Kansas.

Way To Die #175: Rock 'N' Roll Van In Arches National Park, Utah. Two People goes on a Trip to the Lion's Back Rock, when suddenly, an SUV is coming down Lion's Back Rock Crashes off the Side, and then, an SUV Crashed and Burned, which means Two People got Killed.

Way To Die #461: Highest Tower On The Snow Mountain at Ridger Mountain Range, Mt. Two Snow Skiers Flim their Skiing and Start an Avalanche that Buries them to Death

Way To Die #916: Deat-Beat Drag Boat During the Speedboat Racing, a Speedboat Racer, who looks like David Ferguson, Crashes his Speedboat Thrice (Three times). he Crashed once in 2002. he Crashed again in 2004. then, finally... he Crashed and Drowned in 2007.

'Way To Die #100: Cocky Locusts! (AKA: Millions Of Locusts)' Locusts do not Kill People. however, Locusts eat Peoples' Crops which Deprives them of Food. Lack of Food cause Famines. Famines Kill People.

October 28, 2012
'Way To Die #679: Which Bitch Is Witch? (AKA: World Of Witchcraft)' a Long Time Ago. the Witches make a Terrible Witch Craft, but the Mob Caught the Witches, who Shall be Sentenced to Death by Burning at the Stake on the Woods of Fire.

Way To Die #607: Baseballs Of Earthquakes On October 17, 1989, In San Francisco, California. Several Baseball Players enjoy Baseball, when all of a sudden, an Earthquake Starts. it Killed 63 People, including Several Baseball Players.

Way To Die #778: Goofball Giraffes During a Safari Trip, a Madman gets a Close-up to see Giraffes, who Shall uses Headbonk Attacks on a Madman, who Shall Beaten to Death.

Way To Die #62: Wave Of The Damned (AKA: Wave Of The Future) a Stupid Surfer uses Surfboard at the Miami Beach During Hurricane Season, a Hurricane Season makes Waves to Wipe out a Stupid Surfer.

Way To Die #665: Birds Of Prey In Bodega Bay, California. a Lady Purchases a Pair of Lovebirds and Reaches a Gentleman's House by Sneaking across the Small Harbor in a Motor Boat, Leaving the Birds and a Note. as she is Heading back across the Bay, a Seagull Swoops down and Inflicts a Cut on her Head. Based on Alfred Hitchcock's Flim "The Birds" (1963).

Way To Die #516: Screw Up Those Tools (AKA: Tool Time) a Thief uses Tools to Threaten People, when suddenly, One of the People Pushes a Thief Downstairs and all of the Tools (Such as a Hammer, a Saw, a Screwdriver and a Drill) Killed a Thief.

Way To Die #421: Rear Wind-D'oh (AKA: Rear Window) after Breaking his Leg During a Dangerous Assignment, Professional Photographer is Confined in his Greenwich Village Apartment, using a Wheelchair while he Recuperates, when suddenly, he got off the Wheelchair, Broke Through the Window and Drops Dead onto the Streets. it's a Rip-off of Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window" (1954).

November 25, 2012
Way To Die #4: Athenian Aegina In that Year 620 BC. Athenian Lawmaker, was Smothered to Death by Gifts of Cloaks Showered upon him by Appreciative Citizens at a Theatre on Aegina.

Way To Die #664: Bladder Banquet (AKA: Danish Dinner) In that Year 1601 AD. Tycho Brahe, Danish Astronomer, According to Legend, Died of Complications Resulting from a Strained Bladder at a Banquet. as it was Considered Extremely bad Etiquette to Leave the Table before the Meal was Finished, he stayed until he became Fatally ill. this Version of Events has Since been Brought into Question as other causes of Death (Murder by Johannes Kepler, Suicide, and Mercury Poisoning Among others) have come to the Fore.

Way To Die #910: Gangrene Gangster In 1884, Allan Pinkerton, Detective, Spy, and founder of the National Detective Agency, Allegedly Died when he Contracted Gangrene after Slipping and Biting his Tongue; however, Conflicting Reports Indicate that he Died of a Stroke Instead.

Way To Die #872: Stupid Monkey (AKA: Monkey Shines) In 1920, Alexander I, King of the Hellenes, was taking a Walk in the Royal Gardens, when his Dog was Attacked by a Monkey. the King attempted to Defend his Dog, Receiving Bites from Both the Monkey and its Mate. the Diseased Animals' Bites caused Sepsis and Alexander Died Three Week Later.

Way To Die #898: Decapitated Director (AKA: The Boris Sagal Story) On May 22, 1981, In Portland, Oregon. Boris Sagal, a Flim Director, Died while Shooting the TV Miniseries "World War III" (1982) when he Walked into the Tail Rotor Blade of a Helicopter and was Decapitated.

Way To Die #976: Hammer Clawed In November 2010 In South Philadelphia, Kendall Anderson, Killed hi Mother, Rashida Anderson, for taking away his PlayStation3 by Hitting her 20 times with a Claw Hammer while she Slept.

Way To Die #13: Unlucky Thirteenth (AKA: Friday The 13th) In this Movie "Friday The 13th" (1980), Jason's Mother, Pamela Voorhees, Murdered Several Camp Teens, until One of them Beheads Pamela with a Machete.

December 2, 2012
Way To Die #841: Herod The Terrible In that Year 4 BC, Herod the Great Reportedly Suffered from Fever, Intense Rashes, Colon Pains, Foot Drop, Inflammation of the Abdomen, a Putrefaction of his Galleons that Produced Worms, Convulsions, and Difficulty Breathing before he finally Died.

Way To Die #964: Malvasian Poison River (AKA: A Barrel Of Forbidden Wine) In 1478, George Plantagenet, Duke of Clarence, was Executed by Drowning in a Barrel of Malmsey Wine at his own Request.

Way To Die #369: Halo To The Dead (AKA: The Daniel Petric Story) On October 20, 2007, In Wellington, Ohio. a Videogame Addicted Victim Name Daniel Petric. Daniel used his Father's Key to Unlock the Safe and took his Father's 9mm Taurus Handgun along with the Game after his Parents taken away the Game "Halo 3" from him. so Daniel then Preceded to Shoot Both of his Parents. his Mother and his Father Died. Unfortunately, Daniel Petric Ends up getting Arrested by the Cops. now, the Judge Sentenced Daniel Petric to Life in Prison without Parole.

Way To Die #535: Cupboard Of Consequence In 2004, Ronald McClagish, from Murrow, Cambridgeshire in England, was Trapped inside a Cupboard when a Wardrobe Outside Fell over and made it Impossible for him to get out. McClagish Survived for a Week before Succumbing to Bronchitis, which be had Contracted when he Removed a Waterpipe in an attempt to Free himself and the Cupboard was Partially Flooded.

Way To Die #906: Eddy-Stoned Lighthouse (AKA: Lighthouse Of Doom) In 1755 AD, Henry Hall Died from Injuries he Sustained after Molten Lead Fell into his Throat while looking up at a Burning Lighthouse.

Way To Die #667: The London Beer Flood In 1814, London Beer Flood, Seven People were Killed (some Drowned, some Died from Injuries, and One Succumbed to Alcohol Poisoning) when 323,000 Imperial Gallons (388,000 US Gal; 1,468,000 L) of Beer in the Meux and Company Brewery Burst out of its Vats and Gushed into the Streets.

Way To Die #589: Eiffel-Tower Of Terror In 1912, Franz Reichelt, Tailor, Fell to his Death off the First Deck of the Eiffel Tower while Testing his Invention, the Overcoat Parachute. it was his First Ever attempt with the Parachute. however, his Parachute Failed and he Died.

December 9, 2012
Way To Die #848: A Balcony For The Boiled Bitch (AKA: Boiled Balcony) In 1939, Actress Sirkka Sari Died when she Fell down a Chimney into a Heating Boiler. she had mistaken the Chimney for a Balcony.

Way To Die #813: Chub-bitched (AKA: The Gun Revolved) In 1974, In Sarasota, Florida. Christine Chubbuck, an American Television New Reporter, Committed Suicide During a Live Broadcast on July 15. Eight Minutes into her Talk Show on WXLT-TV, she Shot herself in the Head with a Revolver.

Way To Die #782: Gacy Shocked On May 10, 1994, In Crest Hill, Illinois. John Wayne Gacy, who did Terrible things to so many Victims, was Sentenced to Death in Lethal Injection.

Way To Die #538: Step-Smother In 2012, In Montgomery, Alabama. an Alabama Stepmother Died of Seizure-Related Complications after lying about Eating a Candy Bar.

Way To Die #344: Tree Smasher In 2011, In Dover-Foxcroft, Maine. Rory Schmand Died Approximately Four Month after a Tree Branch Fell and Crashed Through her Car Windshield, Impaling her between the Eyes.

Way To Die #641: Gored By Goat (AKA: Non-stop Goat) In 2010, at Olympia National Park. Robert Boardman was Gored to Death by a Mountain Goat.

Way To Die #560: Mary-Less Monroe (AKA: My Week With Marilyn) On August 5, 1962, In Los Angeles, California. a Famous Actress/Model/Singer named Marilyn Monroe, who Died of Barbiturate Overdose as a Suicide.

December 16, 2012
Way To Die #93: Bully Bitch (AKA: Bully Up) In 2010, Jacquelyn Kotorac, who was a Physician from Bakersfield, California, Died of Asphyxiation when she became Trapped in the Chimney of her Boyfriend's Home while attempting to Break in.

Way To Die #54: Scarf Strangulation In 2010, a British Female College Student Studying in Hong Kong, Died of Strangulation Shortly after her Scarf got Caught in the Wheel of a Go-Kart she was Driving on a Karting Course.

Way To Die #601: Premature Obituary In 1940, Marcus Garvey Died as a Result of Two Strokes after Reading a Negative Premature Obituary of himself.

Way To Die #2: Severed War (AKA: The Warrens Of Virginia) In 1923, Martha Mansfield, an American Flim Actress, Died after Sustaining Severe Burns on the Set of The Flim The Warrens of Virginia after a Smoker's Match, Tossed by a Cast Member, Ignited her Civil War Costume of Hoopskrits and Ruffles.

Way To Die #570: Lightning On Football In October 1998, the Entire Association Football Team of Bena Tshadi Playing against Basanga was Killed by Lightning During a Match in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Everyone on Basanga, the Home Team, Died.

Way To Die #643: Amity-Villain (AKA: The Amityville Terror) On November 13, 1974, In Long Island, New York. Ronald DeFeo, Jr. Murdered his own Family with a .35 Caliber Lever Action Marlin 336C Rifle in Amityville. a Year Later, On November 21, 1975, DeFeo was Found Guilty on Six Counts of Second-Degree Murder. On December 4, 1975, Judge Thomas Stark Sentenced Ronald DeFeo, Jr. to Six Concurrent Sentences of 25 Years to Life. Based on Amityville True Story.

Way To Die #338: Bulldozing The Cliff In that Late 2000s. an Angry Man Bent on Revenge Builds a Customized Armored Bulldozer to Tear Apart a Small Town until the Cops Surround him at the over a 100-Foot Cliff. with nowhere else to Pass, he Drives a Bulldozer and Fell off the Cliff and he Fell down to his Crashed and Burnt Death.

December 23, 2012
Way To Die #36: Antarcti-can't On March 8 - 9, 1916, In Antarctica. at the Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition. on March 8, Arnold Spencer-Smith got Killed by Cold and Scurvy while Aeneas Mackintosh Fell Through Sea Ice and Died. the next Day, Victor Hayward Fell Through Sea Ice and Died.

Way To Die #684: Bush Whacked 5: Ivy Poisoned (AKA: Poison Ivy) a Scam Artist Man thinks the Oil on the Leaves is easily Transferred to Clothing and Skin by just Brushing against the Plant after he Touches the Poison Ivy, because it is really Sensitive so Avoid it Real carefully even if he Touches it, he can get it on himself and also, her Lips are Filled with Poison, so if she Kisses him, he'll Die.

Way To Die #702: Too Much Thanksgiving (AKA: Thanksgiving Of Terror) a Queen Teen was Fatally Shot in the Head During a Violent 24-Hour Period between Thanksgiving and Black Friday. According to Police, a Male Victim was Found Dead of a Gunshot Wound to the Head in the Driveway of a Home on Beach Channel Drive in Rockaway around 10 P.M. Thursday. According to the Daily News, there were Seven other Shootings During that 24-Hour Period.

Way To Die #938: Munich Is Eunuch (AKA: Munich Massacre) On September 4, 1972, In Munich, Germany. the Terrorist Killed so many People, included 11 other People and Several Athlete Players.

Way To Die #781: Kite By Lightning In 1750, a Man makes an Experiment to Prove that Lightning is Electricity by Flying a Kite in a Storm that appeared Capable of becoming a Lightning Storm, but he got Killed by Lightning because he has a Metal Objects on himself. it's a Rip-off of Benjamin Franklin's Story.

Way To Die #871: Eagle Dye (AKA: Eagle Eye) a Long Time Ago, a Bird Catcher tries to go near the Eagle Nest as in he Grabs it, it would by Nature Defend itself like any other Animal, and with its Large Talons and Sharp Beak could do some Damage, and Possible Death if Damage Occurs around the Face and Neck Area and a Bird Catcher Dies.

Way To Die #893: Hurry-Can't Season (AKA: Hurricane Season) On August 23 - 30, 2005. Hurricane Katrina was the Deadliest and most Destructive Atlantic Hurricane of the 2005 Atlantic Hurricane Season and Killed 1,836 People in the Actual Hurricane and in the Subsequent Floods, making it the Deadliest U.S. Hurricane.

December 30, 2012
Way To Die #148: Somebody Call 9/11 (AKA: The 9/11 Tragedy) On September 11, 2001, In New York, New York. Arlington County, VA and near Shanksville, PA. 19 Terrorists from the Islamist Militant group Al-Qaeda Hijacked Four Passenger Jets. the Hijackers Intentionally Piloted Two of those Planes, American Airlines Flight 11 and United Airlines Flight 175, into the North and South Towers of the World Trade Center Complex in New York; Both Towers Collapsed within 2 Hours. now, nearly 3,000 People Died.

Way To Die #912: Backdraft Bastard (AKA: Caught In The Backdraft) On February 20, 2003, In West Warwick, Rhode Island. the Fire, what's Began at the Station... a Glam Metal and Rock and Roll Themed Nightclub Located at 211 Cowesett Avenue, Killing 100 People.

Way To Die #958: Boiled Bitch (AKA: The Boiling Point) In 1675, a Sikh Martyr, called Bhai Dayala, was Boiled to Death in Delhi after he Refused to accept Islam. he was put into a Cauldron Full of Cold Water which was then Heated to Boiling Point. Sikh Scriptures Record that Dayala Recited the Japji of Guru Nanak and the Sukhmani of Guru Arjan as he Died.

Way To Die #879: Car Crapped (AKA: Car Crashed) On July 22, 2012, In New York, New York. a Car Smashed into a Concrete Pillar and Flipped over before Bursting into Flames Early Sunday, Killing 5 Adults and Reducing the Car to a Mangled Mess.

Way To Die #764: Skillsaw Slasher at the Construction Site, Dale arrives with more Complaints about them. Hank Ignores them until he sees something Horrifying: One of Dale's Hands have been Cut off, Dale Screams in Terror and Dies. Hank Hill Ends up getting Arrested by the Cops for the Murder of Dale Gribble, Resisting Arrest and Disobeyed Orders. at the Courthouse, the Judge was Sentenced Hank to Death in the Electric Chair. It's a Rip-off of "King of The Hill" Episode.

Way To Die #728: Nas-scarred (AKA: Race To The Finish) On August 6, 2012, In Long Road, Pennsylvania. the Victim, a 41-year-old Man from Moosic, Pennsylvania, was standing next to his Car at the Track's Parking Lot behind the Turn 3 Grandstand and was Killed by a Lightning Strike. Bystanders had attempted to Perform CPR on him until Paramedic arrived. the Man was Later taken to the Track's Medical Facility, and was Pronounced Dead at a Local Hospital at 6:11 PM. the Victim that was in Critical Condition after getting struck was Later in Stable Condition.

Way To Die #367: Atomi-can't In 1946, the Manhattan Engineer District Published a Study that Concluded that 66,000 People were Killed at Hiroshima out of a Population of 255,000. of that Number, 45,000 Died on the First Day and 19,000 During the next Four Months. in Addition, "Several Thousand" Survivors were Expected to Die from Radiation-Induced Cancers and Leukemia over the next 30 years.

January 6, 2013
Way To Die #942: Quicksand a Landlord and his Snake Pal have their Revenge on Sleazy Snake Hunters in this Terrifying Quicksand. Based on this from William Grefe's Drive-in Classic "Stanley" (1972).

Way To Die #982: Mudslide an Elderly Sweetheart Couple were Buried Alive under tons of Dislodged Earth and Rubble after their Car was Flattened by Debris Dislodged in Stormy Weather.

Way To Die #849: Sloped Down The Mountain Leonardo David was an Italian Alpine Skier who Died of Heart Failure after 5 Years in a Coma caused by Injuries he Sustained in a Crash During the Italian Championships. he Complained Extensively about Headaches and, unbelievably, was Essentially Ignored by the Italian Ski Federation. at the Pre-Olympics in Lake Placid on March 3, 1979, he Collapsed on the easiest Part the Slope.

Way To Die #890: Killdozed By The Bulldozer On March 16, 2003, In Rafah, Gaza Strip. Rachel Aliene Corrie was an American Activist and a member of the Pro-Palestinian International Solidarity Movement (ISM), who was Crushed to Death by an Israel Defense Forces Armored Bulldozer while Protesting the Demolition of Palestinian Homes in Gaza.

Way To Die #486: Nantucked Up The Storm (AKA: Severed Weather) August 30, 2011. Hurricane Irene Killed at least 40 People as it moved from the Caribbean Through New England, left an Estimated $2.6 Billion in Damage and Cut Power to almost 8 Million Homes and Businesses along the U.S. East Coast.

Way To Die #426: Uruguay Underwater the People of Uruguay Sentenced an Ex-Leader, who was Convicted of Human rights Abuses, to Death, in this Water Torture by Drowning in the Underwater.

Way To Die #526: On Black Ice On December 10, 2011, In East Yorkshire. a Woman Died after her Car Skidded on Black Ice - on the same Stretch of Road where her Brother was Killed 5 Years Previously. she Careered off the A1033 Hedon Bypass the same Road that Claimed the Life of her Half-Brother in 2006. Two Miles Separates the Accident Scenes. her Crash happened that Day. she was taken to Hull Royal Infirmary but Died the Following Days. a Front Seat Passenger was also Killed and Pronounced Dead at the Scene. Based on Julie McDougall's Tragic Tale.

January 13, 2013
Way To Die #931: Tasered On July 29, 2008, In Statesville, North Carolina. a Shoplifted Man Dies after being Taser Shocked Multiple times while in Police Custody, Arrested for Shoplifting and Applebee's Gift Card.

Way To Die #891: Fucked Up The Fan Blades (AKA: The Fan Of Horror) a Thief, who Robbed the Bank and ran away to the House of Fans, got Decapitated by a Fan Blade. Based on One of the Death Scenes from "Final Destination 3" (2006).

Way To Die #868: The Octo-pussy (AKA: The Octopus) the Blue Ringed Octopus has been Known to Kill Humans, including a Scam Poacher. its Injects a Paralytic Venom that Leads to Paralysis, and Subsequent Respiratory Failure. while Artificial Respiration is Advised, there is no Known Antidote for this Venom. the Pacific Octopus is also Capable of Killing a Human being. but this Phenomenon is Incredibly unlikely, and almost Unheard of.

Way To Die #729: Kan-sensed Tornadoes (AKA: Kansas Tornadoes) In 1955, In Kansas. 98 Tornadoes Killed 81 People and Injured 275 People. it Costs over $2 Billions in Damages.

Way To Die #699: Burning Down The House In 1978, Several Fires in U.S. Killed 6,015 People in Several House Fires.

Way To Die #991: Shower Shocker while a Landlady is taking a Bath or a Shower, she is Killed by a Male Burglar when his Hand Reaches in Through her Bathroom Window and Pushes a Small Fan into the Bathtub Water, Electrocuting her. Based on the Tragic Scene from "Far From Home" (1989).

Way To Die #969: Egg-Cellent Un-adventure a Male Scam Artist Pretends to be Egg Dealer, but Unfortunately, he Steals some Eggs from Hens until the Rooster Confronts a Male Scam Artist. as he Fell down on the Floor, the Roosters uses their Claws to Cut his Neck and he Bled to Death.

January 20, 2013
Way To Die #624: Sage Is Silenced On July 13, 2012, In Los Angeles, California. Sage Stallone (Sylvester Stallone's Son) was Found Dead for a Least Three Days up to a Week. no One had Heard from him in Days. while the Los Angeles Police Department said that Evidence Indicated Stallone's Death was Accidental, his Death Certificate Cites the cause of Death "Deferred", Indicating that the Official cause of Death will not be Known until the Results of Toxicology Tests are Obtained.

Way To Die #690: Terror In The Theatre On July 20, 2012, In Aurora, Colorado. at a Century Movie Theater During a Midnight Screening of the Flim "The Dark Knight Rises" (2012). a Gunman Opening Fire in a Colorado Movie Theater During a Midnight Screening of the Flim. Twelve People have been Killed while over 30 were Injured.

Way To Die #971: Whacked Wrestlers there are Three Tragic Wrestler Parts, 1: Gary Albright (1963-2000) Died of Heart Attack During World Xtreme Wrestling Show. 2: Anoa'i Yokozuna (1966-2000) Died Pulmonary Edema During Independent Wrestling Tour in Liverpool, England. and 3: Masakazu Fukuda (1973-2000) Died of Internal Bleeding Fatal because his Injury was Suffered During a Match with Katsuyori Shibata.

Way To Die #989: Martial Art Tragedy Michael Kirkham was Knocked Out and never Regained Consciousness at Dash Entertainment/King MMA "Confrontation at the Convocation Center" in Aiken, South Carolina on June 28, 2010. he was Pronounced Dead Two Days after the Fight. Kirkham was Contesting his First Professional MMA Match.

Way To Die #993: AIDS Of Illusion On April 10, 1991, In Hollywood, California. while Working on the Series "Harry and the Henderson", Kevin Peter Hall Announced that he had Contracted HIV from a Contaminated Blood Transfusion and Died from Pneumonia.

Way To Die #943: Car Singer Smashed On October 10, 1976, at Socialist Republic of Serbia. Mirsada Mrjana Bajraktarević Died in a Car Accident near the Town of Kolari along with her Sister Silvana Armenulić and Violinist/Radio Belgrade Folk Orchestra Miodrag 'Rade' Jašarević. they were Leaving a Concert, in a Ford Granada Car, with Jašarević at the Wheel as it is Believed that the Crash is Directly Related to a Brake Problem.

Way To Die #995: Pneumonia Of Phenomenon On August 2, 1998, In Los Angeles, California. Shari Lewis, who was an American Ventriloquist, Puppeteer, and Children's Television Show Host, was Diagnosed with Urinary Cancer Two Months Earlier. while undergoing Treatment at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, she Developed Viral Pneumonia and Died.

January 27, 2013
Way To Die #925: Percy Mercy On July 18, 1822, Percy Bysshe Shelley Drowned in a sudden Storm while Sailing back from Leghorn (Livorno) to Lerici in his Schooner, Doc Juan. in Fact the Doc Juan was Seaworthy; the Sinking was due to a Severe Storm and Poor Seamanship of the Three Men on Board.

Way To Die #863: The King Of Gunshots On April 4, 1963, In Memphis, Tennessee. an Unknown Assassin makes a Shot Rang out as Martin Luther King, Jr. stood on the Motel's Second Floor Balcony. the Bullet Entered Through his right Cheek, Smashing his Jaw, then Traveled down his Spinal Cord before Lodging in his Shoulder. Abernathy Heard the Shot from inside the Motel Room and ran to the Balcony to find King on the Floor. the Events Following the Shooting have been Disputed, as some People have Accused Jackson of Exaggerating his Response. Martin Luther King, Jr. Died of Assassination.

Way To Die #837: Drugged Abuse (AKA: The River Phoenix Story) On October 31, 1993, In Los Angeles, California. River Phoenix Died of an Overdose of Cocaine and Heroin. During the Early-Morning Hours, he Collapsed Outside and Convulsed for over 5 Minutes, when his Brother Joaquin called 9-1-1, he was unable to Determine Whether River was Breathing. Sister Rain Phoenix Proceeded to give Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation, to no Avail.

Way To Die #799: Amy Whining-Spouse (AKA: The Amy Winehouse Story) by Summer 2011, Amy Winehouse had Fallen into a Pattern of Abstaining for a few Weeks, and then Relapsing. One such Relapse Led to her Death by Alcohol Intoxication in the Morning Hours of.

Way To Die #776: Autocar Accident Ian Bannen, who's an Actor, Suffered Massive Injuries and Died in a Car Accident on November 3, 1999 at Knockies Straight, near Loch Ness. he was a Passenger in a Car Driven by his Wife, Marilyn Salisbury.

Way To Die #809: Malcolm X'd (AKA: The Malcolm X Story) On February 21, 1965, In New York, New York. as Malcolm X and his Bodyguard Moved to Quiet the Disturbance, a Man Seated in the Front Row Rushed Forward and Shot him once in the Chest with a Double-Barreled Sawed-Off Shotgun. Two other Men Charged the Stage and Fired Semi-Automatic Handguns, Hitting Malcolm X Several times. he was Pronounced Dead Shortly after he arrived at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital.

Way To Die #882: Brain In The Pain On May 26, 2010, Gary Coleman was admitted to Utah Valley Regional Medical Center in Provo, Utah in Critical Condition after Falling down the Stairs at his Home in Santaquin and Hitting his Head, possibly after another Seizure, and Suffered an Epidural Hematoma. According to a Hospital Spokesman, Coleman was "Conscious and Lucid" the next Morning, but his Condition Subsequently Worsened, the next Day, he was Unconscious and on Life Support. he Died on May 28.

February 3, 2013
Way To Die #990: Heath Smudger (AKA: The Heath Ledger Story) On January 22, 2008, In New York, New York. Heath Ledger was Found Unconscious in his Bed by his Housekeeper, Teresa Solomon, and his Masseuse, Diana Wolozin, in his Fourth-Floor Loft Apartment at 421 Broome Street in SoHo Neighborhood of Manhattan. now, Heath Ledger was Pronounced Dead and his Body was Removed from the Apartment, because he Died of Acute Intoxication.

Way To Die #962: John Can't-Day (AKA: The John Candy Story) On March 4, 1994, In Durango, Mexico. after Cooking a Late Lasagna Dinner for his Assistants, John Candy called his Co-Stars from his Hotel, then went to Sleep. after Midnight, he Died in his Sleep from a Heart Attack.

Way To Die #908: Fight On A Flight In that Movie "United 93" (2006), Ziad Jarrah Shakes the Plane Violently but the Passengers Manage to Enter the Cockpit; however, as they attempt to Gain Control, the Plane Plummets into an Upside down Nosedive. Passengers are Heard Screaming, Wind is Heard, and Hands are see Grappling for the Yoke. Plane Crashed During 9/11 Attacks.

Way To Die #3: Twilight Stoned (AKA: The Twilight Zone) the Tornado that Struck on Joplin, Missouri by Sunday, May 22, 2011, killed 124 People, because of what was the Deadliest Single U.S. Tornado Since Modern Record-keeping Began 61 Year Ago.

Way To Die #25: Amandment Knox (AKA: The Amanda Knox Story) On November 1, 2007, Meredith Kercher was Murdered in the Apartment she Shared with Amanda Knox. on November 6, 2007, Amanda Knox was Shot and Arrested by the Italian Police. Amanda was Shot to Death.

Way To Die #50: Crazy Anthony (AKA: The Casey Anthony Story) after Casey Anthony, who's a Mother of a Belated Child Caylee Anthony, was Released from Court, the People, including Protesters use Guns to Shoot Casey Anthony to Death. Casey Anthony Died of Assassination.

Way To Die #75: Abraham Ass-Ass-ination (AKA: Abraham Assassination) On April 15, 1865, In Washington, D.C. the now Unguarded President Sat in his State Box in the Balcony. Seizing the Opportunity, Booth Crept up from behind and at about 10:13 PM, aimed at the back of Lincoln Head and Fired at Point-Blank Range, Mortally Wounding the President.

February 10, 2013
Way To Die #46: Snakes On The Plane In that Movie "Snakes on the Plane" (2006), the Crate Opens Midway Through the Flight and the Snakes make their way Through the Cabin. a Cat in the Cargo Bay, a Couple Fall in Love in the Lavatory, and a Man using the Bathroom are the First Killed.

Way To Die #19: French Connection the Flim "The French Connection" (1971), Revolves around the Smuggling of Narcotics between Merseilles, France and New York City, USA. in Merseilles a Policeman is Skating out Alain Charnier, a French Criminal who is Smuggling Heroin from France to the United States. the Policeman is Assassinated to Death by Charnier's Henchman, Pierre Nicoli.

Way To Die #469: Natural Born Killers In that Movie "Natural Born Killers" (1994), the Police Cops Taser a Man and the Scene Ends with Mickey and Mallory being Beaten to Death by a group of Vengeful Policemen as a Japanese News Crew Fronted by a Female Reporter Flims the Action.

Way To Die #628: M*A*S*H'ed (AKA: Army Attack) In August 2012, in Afghanistan Since the War Began. U.S. Troop Deaths in Afghanistan Surpassed the 2000 Mark with at Least 38 Soldiers have been Killed

Way To Die #907: N.I.M.H. Of Nuisance On June 10, 1987, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Elizabeth Hartman Committed Suicide by Jumping from Fifth Floor Window of her Apartment after the Movie "The Secret of N.I.M.H." (1982) has been Theatrical Released Five Years Previously. Earlier that Morning, she had Reportedly called her Psychiatrist saying that she Fell down. Hartman's Remains were Subsequently Buried at Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in her Hometown.

Way To Die #933: Beckman Bashed Brandon M. Beckman was Driving a 2008 Nissan Altima Westbound on Highway 55 near North Shore Drive when it Crossed over into the Eastbound Traffic Lane and Struck a 2006 Sterling Tandem Truck, According to the Minnesota State Patrol. the Tandem Truck was being Driven by Thomas W. Nielsen of Elk River. Beckman was Transported to North Memorial Medical Center in Robbinsdale where he Died from Injuries Sustained.

Way To Die #996: Whitney Houston, We Have A Problem On February 11, 2012, In Beverly Hills, California. Whitney Houston was Found Unresponsive in Suite 434 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, Submerged in the Bathtub. the cause of Death was not Immediately Known. it was Later Ruled by the Coroner to have been an "Accidental Drowning". she was Pronounced Dead. her cause Death was Drowning and the "Effects of Atherosclerosis Heart Disease and Cocaine use".

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 * 1. ICHI-BONED (AKA: LOVE AT FIRST STRIKE) - DEATH BE NOT STUPID
 * 1. (REPEAT) BULLSH*T-DOZER (AKA: KILLDOZERED) - DEAD IN SECONDS
 * 2. SEVERED WAR (AKA: THE WARRENS OF VIRGINIA) - DEATH LEGEND
 * 2. (REPEAT) TACTI-KILLED - BEDEATHELED
 * 3. TWILIGHT STONED (AKA: THE TWILIGHT ZONE) - THE SEARCH FOR DEATH
 * 3. (REPEAT) BAROQUE DEATH GROOVE (AKA: BAROQUE BRATS) - MR. DEADLY
 * 4. ATHENIAN AEGINA - DEAD AGAIN
 * 4. (REPEAT) LONDON KILLS - LIFE VS DEATH
 * 4. (REPEAT) LIFE-LESS PIT - BACK TO THE DEATH
 * 5. TERROR TSUNAMI - PLAY DEAD