1000 ways to lie
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1000 Ways to Lie is a spin-off and satire of the television series 1000 Ways to Die. It recreates intricate lies that people have told, as well as how, and what happened when they were found out. It also includes interviews with experts who describe the science behind each lie. The show first aired on Spike on March 3, 2010[1].


The first thirteen episodes of the series parody 1000 Ways to Die by telling the location and date with a border that has the words "Liar", "Deception", "Greed", "Money", "Shame", "Secrets", and "Betray" surrounding a picture of the incident. At the end of each summary, there is another picture of the incident, and the "Way to Lie #" and the nickname for the incident typed over the image in yellow "Sin City" font, mocking the "1000 ways to Die" presentation. At the beginning of the episode there is a sped-up voice over that is merely the voice over from "1000 Ways to Die" with a few words changed around:[2] </blockquote>"WARNING:' The stories portrayed in this show are based on real scams and depict illegal activities."
"Names have been changed to protect the guilty...and the gullible."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."

The disclaimer then cuts to animation while the voice-over reads (note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated):

"Everybody lies, and everybody gets lied to...We lie to get ahead, we lie to get the girl, and to keep our secrets. Whether motivated by greed, ego, or criminal intent, just when you think you've heard it all, there are 1000 WAYS TO LIE."

==Season 1==

Episode 1: Natural Born LiarsEdit

Originally aired March 3, 2010Edit

Lie# Event Name Date of Event Location Circumstance
333 The Unaboober April 2006 Bixville, California A woman addicted to Heroin plans to smuggle Mexican Heroin in her breast implants. On her way to the border, she extracts some of the heroin from her breasts with a needle to get high, unknowingly spilling it all over her shirt, and is subsequently apprehended by the border patrol.
256 Phony Five-O October 2007 Carmon Village, Illinois A recently paroled convicted felon wants to fulfill his childhood dream to become a police officer, but because of his record, he has to falsify his records to become one. Even though he is successful in apprehending numerous criminals, he is eventually ratted out by an ex-con friend of his and arrested by the FBI.
178 Not So Sick Rick September 2008 Henrietta, Texas A man tells his shrewish, nagging wife he is dying of pancreatic cancer so he could get away from her, get her to stop nagging, and go out partying with his friends at strip clubs. He is exposed when his wife, skeptical of his story due to how much partying he was doing, calls the hospital and finds out that he doesn't have cancer. Instead of divorcing him, she makes his life even more miserable than ever.
691 Bunnies in the Oven May 1991 Leesburg, West Virginia A young woman schemes with her husband to make claims that a male rabbit impregnated her and that she reportedly gave birth to little bunny children. The couple had the townspeople fooled, but not the county medical examiner who saw the woman stick the bunnies into her vagina and tells the townspeople. The couple is ordered to pay all the money back and leave town immediately.
212 Hey Dad Nice Rack October 1935 St. Louis, Missouri A female jazz musician wants to blend in with the popular male musicians, so she hides her identity by wrapping her breasts tightly and wearing a strap-on dildo at all times. 17 years later while having sex, she suffers a near heart attack. The woman she is having sex with opens her chest to reveal the truth, much to the surprise of the musician's adopted son.
884 Smooth Operator October 1968 Da Nang, Vietnam A con artist who specializes in false identities is drafted into the Vietnam War. During the war, he steals the ID tags of a deceased army surgeon and inadvertently takes up the responsibility of amputating the limbs of wounded soldiers. The con artist is surprisingly competent at his job and when confronted by the parents of the dead surgeon, he concocts a story that results in him being revered as a war hero.

Episode 2: Clone WarsEdit

Originally aired April 10, 2012Edit

this episode has six lies.

Lie# Event Name Date of Event Location Circumstance
12 Lie-r Paper May 2011 Norway a norwegion person lied to one of the same country they live in and lied.
913 To Be Lied June 2003 Canada/New York a new york person lied and lied and LIED.
14 Cluber Duber October/November 2011 Japan a japanese cat did nice feeding himself so nicely and a person lied.
3 Italian Lier May 1991 Italy italy is make italian pizza and he lied it has ice cream on it.
101 Super Lier November 2011 USA a american lied and lied and keep lieing and lied and a person stop makeing him lie.
106 Super One December 2010 Canada Super number 1 pulls up pranks and lies.

Episode 3: Run-OfferEdit

Originally aired April 17, 2012Edit

Episode 4: Whats Lied OnEdit

Originally aired April 24, 2012Edit

Episode 5: Come On LiesEdit

Originally aired May 1, 2012Edit

Episode 6: Whats OnEdit

Originally aired May 8, 2012Edit

Episode 7A: War Lies Part 1Edit

Originally aired May 15, 2012Edit

Episode 7B: War Lies Part 2Edit

Originally aired May 15, 2012Edit

Episode 8: Cartoons RockEdit

Originally aired May 22, 2012Edit

Episode 9: Can Of LiesEdit

Originally aired May 29, 2012Edit

Episode 10: MMMMystery of The Missing PersonEdit

Originally aired June 5, 2012Edit

Episode 11: Whats On June Fools TodayEdit

Originally aired June 12, 2012Edit

Episode 12: Fuller DayEdit

Originally aired June 19, 2012Edit

Episode 13: The Final LieEdit

Originally aired June 26, 2012Edit

Season 2Edit

Episode 14: Filled The Bottle UpEdit

Originally aired July 4, 2012Edit

See alsoEdit


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